• Poetry Corner 2
    Sit Back, Relax and Enjoy!

    The Homework Guarantee

    by Brod Bagert

    I would have done it yesterday

    If it weren't for the rain,

    All that lightning and thunder

    Are so tricky on my brain.

    And I'd like to work real hard tonight

    To raise my grades right out of sight,

    But my finger has a splinter,

    And it hurts me when I write.

    Now tomorrow is another day

    So we'll have to wait and see,

    I intend to do my homework,

    But there's still no guarantee.

    I know I've go to do it

    If I want to grow up smart,

    But something always happens

    Every time I try to start.